November 2008
47 posts
I RE-DID MY TSHIRTS.
THE JERSEY DEVIL.
These rules are for everyone who lives in New Jersey, especially Mr. and Mrs. Maguire…
1. No hiking in the New Jersey pine fields.
2. If you see big red eyes in the distance, runaway.
3. If you see a Jersey Devil, don’t scream. It hurts their ears, and the Jersey Devil will get more angry.
4. Don’t kill the Jersey Devil, but if you have to, get a sledge hammer and bang it on the head.
NINJA PRACTICE.
Papa was supposed to get me an awesome ninja outfit but the awesome ninja outfit store went out of business. So we decided we would just practice my awesome ninja moves for now. You know you’re an awesome ninja if no one can see you. You have to hide then do your awesome ninja moves then hide again.
ME & POP.
ME.
SAM PATTERSON'S BIRTHDAY.
I got him this gift. It’s a Bionicle. Kind of like a robot you have to build by yourself. I wrapped it in some paper and wrote happy birthday on it. I used some rubberbands because Papa couldn’t find any ribbon. Sam is the boy in the middle of the second picture. He’s 7 now. I made a car at the party and painted it red. Red makes it go faster.
I'M AWESOME...
at legos.
TWO PEOPLE ARE FIGHTING.
I made this for Papa while he was still sleeping. He liked it alot.
PAPER BOWLS.
Pop asked me if I would make some bowls for him. He says you can never have too many bowls. For putting stuff in I think. So, I blew up some balloons and he tied the knots. We wrapped the balloons in paper mache. Gooooooey. Then we put them out to dry. They came out pretty cool. I’ll put more pictures up when we finish painting the bowls.
SPACE WAR.
Papa showed me how to play this game. He said he used to play this in class with his friends when he should have been paying attention to the teacher. First you draw your planet. Then you draw your space king. Then you launch your spaceships. Then you shoot the other guys spaceships. Then you shoot the other guys space king. Then you win!
DOWN THE GRASS.
